I promise I didn't cheat honey, it was the 3D porno!

Jennifer Stweart (the last name’s not a typo) had a baby. Her son is a beautiful little thing with a huge mop of curly black hair. There’s nothing abnormal about that right?
Well, here’s the thing. 39 y.o Stweart found out she was pregnant whilst her husband was overseas, because he is a soldier in the US Army.

Still, not that weird.
I’m assuming that he had been home recently, and well naturally thought the baby was his.

Well, THIS is where it gets interesting. When Stweart gave birth to her son- he was black. Wait for the punch line… Stweart and her husband are both white.
So it seems a little obvious right? Stweart must have had an affair… Not according to her though.
Stweart claims that on a trip to New York, she watched a 3D porno. (Firstly, a 3D porno…? Please explain) And wouldn’t you believe it? Her baby son looks EXACTLY like the male lead in the porno she claims.
Um, please forgive my cynicism, but really? REALLY? You think you got pregnant by watching a 3D porno?


As I read the article, a few things crossed my mind. Firstly, she was watching the film with friends, I mean I know you share a lot with friends, but surely that’s a little far. Secondly, she was watching the film with friends, and I’m sure I don’t need to give the birds and the bee’s lesson here, so given the fact we KNOW how pregnancy occurs, um what were you doing whilst watching the porno Jennifer Stweart? AND WITH YOUR FRIENDS! Thirdly, a 3D porno, huh? Fourthly, a 3D porno, what? And finally, a 3D porno…WHAT.THE.HECK?


According to Stweart, she started having pregnancy symptoms a month after watching the film.
The most bizarre thing is (if anything could be more bizarre), the husband BELIEVES his wife. She says that he ‘knows she is faithful’, but also says their marriage could be in trouble.

Well duh. Your marriage was in trouble the moment you gave birth to a (gorgeous might I add) black baby, when both you and your husband are white.

(This image is from The News Bizarre Website; Stweart and her son)



I came across this article the other day from website The News Bizarre, but to go straight to the article go to this link.


I bet Tiger Woods wishes he had thought of something like this when all his infidelities came to light. ‘I’m so sorry sweetie; I thought I was watching a 3D porno!’